Fruity Nutcake's Howard Stern Scrapbook

Ms. Nutcake made her first Howard Stern appearance on May 5, 1999.  Below are some mementos from that show.  Scroll down for stuff from her other appearances.


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Fruity Nutcake with Playboy Playmate, Tiffany Taylor in the Green Room
NOTE: Fruity is on the left

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Fruity's writer/manager Neil Berliner (center) with Baba Booey and Stuttering John
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Fruity Nutcake flirts with The King of All Media

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She removes her skirt
(Check out her Depends lines)

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In Full Rap Mode

Stern Show Rap Lyrics (5/5/99)

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Howard Stern Appearance:
Wednesday, June 9, 1999

Sound Bytes- June 9, 1999- Featuring Snoop Dogg:

Nancy.JPG (47331 bytes)Neil's wife, Nancy...
and you thought he was married to Fruity!

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Nancy with Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling (NEIL'S wife- not Jackie's!)

  

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Stern Gang Remix
© N. Berliner/M. Schoeman

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I'm Fruity Nutcake with my 75 year old ass!

The Howard Stern Show is quite a hit
It was even better when Jackie quit!

When Howard Stern plays in my front yard
His 2 inch worm gets hot and hard

Now who's that smelly, fat,
brown-toothed monkey?
They call it Gary, the Stern Show flunky!

Now KC and Ralphie Girl have a secret little plan
They take turns being the woman
and then being the man

Robine Ophelia Quivers, Queen of the K Rockers
I'd love to trade in mine for her set of knockers!

Ain't no food in Howard's Green Room
No drinks neither; it's a crime
Must be that cheap pr*ck Chiusano
Trying to save a f*ckin' dime.

I got a Snoop size eleven wedged up my ass
I'm livin' the ghetto fab-u-lass!

 

Dial-a-Date Rap Lyrics(17472 bytes)

My love flows deeper
Than the Falls at Niagara
For Fruity Dial-a-Date
Bring a case of Viagra

I'm Fruity Nutcake
Here on Dial-a-Date
I'm starting to quake
So come to my clam bake

 

Fruity Nutcake, The Rapping Granny is thrilled to announce that she is now listed on the "King of All Media" Howard Stern Super Site, "KOAM.COM" Ms. Nutcake is featured in the coveted "Friends of the Show" section, joining other luminaries such as Crackhead Bob, Fred the Elephant Boy, Kenneth Keith Kallenbach, and Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf. Check out the way kewwlll goings on at The Interactive King Of All Media Web Site!

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