CONTACT:
Neil Berliner, M.D.
800.655.4321 800.655.4321 (Hear Fruity's Rap)
OFFICIAL SITE:
Fruity
Nutcake
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Fruity Nutcake CONTACT: Neil Berliner, M.D. 800.655.4321 800.655.4321 (Hear Fruity's Rap) OFFICIAL SITE: |
| At her age,
Fruity is glad to still be alive, let alone on some web page! When told that she was going
to be online, her response was "What, like at the bank?" Anyway, here's some of
her acclaimed "Granny Rap". I'm Fruity Nutcake the Rapping Granny Crazy old bag with the rock hard fanny Today I shake my hips and pelvis Tomorrow could be dead as Elvis Diabetes, hypertension I take too many pills to mention I rap the East, I rap the West That's why I need my bullet proof vest I go all night I love to scream Believe me I'm your grandpa's dream I'll make a move on any man Hey have you seen my diaphragm? I am fantastic and collosal The nation's only living fossil When Bill Gates plays in my front yard His MicroSoft gets Big&Hard Oh I got style and I got grace My grandson moshes on my face I'm sayin' "da bomb" I'm sayin' "yo" What this stuff means, I'd love to know! Note: Ms. Nutcake requests prompt bookings, as she might pass away at any time. If she does, in fact, drop dead before or during her performance, her heirs will cheerfully refund your deposit-no questions asked! Fruity's Writer: Neil Berliner, M.D., a New York physician with too much time on his hands Photography Credit: Stan "Dream Assignments" Goldstein Fruity's One Remaining Goal in Life: To be Monica Lewinsky's "Laundress On Call" Howard Stern Show, Talk Soup, Sally Jessy Raphael Show, MTV Odville-regular
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